This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship."
The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, ...

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways ...

There was a teacher who was teaching young kids the different types of animals. She showed them the picture of a giraffe, and asked them what it was. Nobody answered..so she gave them a clue, "It ...