A farmhand in Australia was out checking farm fences in his Landcruiser when he hit something. He radioed the farm for advice.
"There's a pig stuck in the bullbar and is still alive but he's ...

1. Food has replaced sex in my life ... now I can't even get into my own pants!
2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in school was my blood-alcohol content.
3. Marriage changes passion ...

Four technology experts were golfing one day, 3 Americans and one Japanese gentleman. On the 7th green they hear a BEEP BEEP BEEP. The 1st American took a pen from his pocket, clicked it twice and said ...