Cockerspaniel

One day a little boy with speech impediments was asked by his mother to go the the store and get a bucket, a cockerspaniel and some gum. So the little boy agrees to do it and is sent on his way. When he gets to the local "everything store" he walks in to get what he needs. He walks up to the front desk and tells the guy what he needs: "Hi I need some bum: says the little boy. "Oh you must mean gum" said the store owner "ya ya whatever .. now i need a fucket" " you must mean bucket" " ya ya whatever ... And the last thing i need is a cockandslapit" the store owner thinks for a minute and then says: "you must mena cockerspaniel" "ya ya what ever" the little boy payed for everything and decided to take a short cut thru the park. As he was walking the cockerspaniel jumped out of his arms. He turned to a little old lady sitting on a bench and said: "Can you hold my bum and fucket? I gotta go catch my cock-and-slap-it!"