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Two boys were playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is
attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips
off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar
& twists, breaking the dog's neck. A reporter who was walking by
sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy!

"Forty Niners' fan saves friend from vicious animal," he starts
writing in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Niners' fan," the boy replied.

"Oakland Raiders' fan rescues friend from horrific attack," the
reporter starts again.

"I'm not a Raiders' fan either," the boy said.

"Then what are you?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Cowboys' fan."

The reporter turns to a new sheet in his notebook and writes,
"Redneck bastard kills family pet."