Kitten Love

Tired of having to stare at the luscious young
kitten on the other side of the chain link fence,
bold Tommy Tomcat decided to visit her one day.
Settling back on his haunches, he gave a mighty
leap and landed on the other side impressed,
the lovely cat sauntered over.

"That was quite a leap," she remarked. "Want
to go somewhere and cuddle?"

"Afraid not," said Tommy, a pained expressions
on his face. "The fence was higher than I thought."