Not In The Office

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN AN OFFICE AREN'T:

10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box.
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!!
5. HMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid!
4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
3. It's an entry level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but at the office isn't:

1. It's not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!!!