Silly Billy

Little Billy was squirming around in the back of the class. When his teacher asked him what was wrong. Billy whispered that he had poison ivy on his privates and was real itchy.

The teacher sent him to phone his mom and when he came back to class, he sat back down.

All of a sudden, Billies class mates were giggling and laughing, and when the teacher went to see why, she saw Billy standing there with his wee wee hanging out! "What are you doing?" She gasped. "Didn't you call your mom?" "I did, replied Billy...

She said she'd pick me up from school if I could stick it out till noon"