Funny Jokes
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. |
Little Johnny woke up in the middle of the night and went to |
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would ... |
An old Wild West fort is about to be attacked. The wily old General sends for his trusty Indian Scout. |
Some people are very bossy and like to tell others what to do, but don't want to soil their own hands. |
A small guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says: "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound ... |
A guy walks up to a beautiful woman in a shopping mall. |
In the bar at the top of the Empire State Building there are two men sitting together. Guy #1 says to Guy #2, "I bet you that I can jump out of that window over there and come up those stairs in just ... |
"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." |