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Be careful what you wear (or don't wear), when working under your vehicle...especially in public.
A couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car breakdown in the parking lot. ...

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A blonde walks up to a Coke machine in a Las Vegas casino, puts in a few coins, and out pops a Coke. She puts some more coins into the machine, and another can of coke pops out. She keeps putting in ...

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One day a little boy with speech impediments was asked by his mother to go the the store and get a bucket, a cockerspaniel and some gum. So the little boy agrees to do it and is sent on his way. ...

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A guy enters confessional and says to the priest with guilt, "I had an affair...almost."
The priest says, "What do you mean "almost"?
The guy says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed ...

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There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism and reincarnation. They vowed that if either died, the one remaining would try to contact the partner in the other world exactly 30 days after ...

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This guy has to baby-sit his litle brother, and when his parents leave they say, 'Now, don't you bring your girlfriend over, or you're in big trouble, young man.'
The guy promises he won't, but ...

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A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were flapping in the breeze.
Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery ...

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During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor
with an unusual offer:
"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows.
When you get to the part where I'm to ...

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A blonde goes into a worldwide message center to send a message
to her mother in Poland. When the man tells her that it will
cost her $300, she exclaims, "I don't have any money...but I'll
do ...

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A trucker hauling computers and accessories is driving down the highway late one night when he sees a truck stop on the side of the road. So he decides to pull over.
On aproaching the door ...

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