Funny Jokes

Two blondes are waiting on a bus stop, when a bus
pulls up and opens the door. One of the blondes
leans inside and asks the driver: "Will this bus
take me to 5th Avenue?"
The bus ...

Little Billy was squirming around in the back of the class. When his teacher asked him what was wrong. Billy whispered that he had poison ivy on his privates and was real itchy.
The teacher ...

A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink rapidly.
"Is everything okay, pal?", the bartender asks.
"My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn't talking to me for a month!".
Trying ...

The 3rd grade teacherd had to leave her classroom for a few minutes. On returning, she found the children in perfect order. Everybody was sitting absolutely quiet.
She was shocked and absolutely ...

HIS:
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Insert card
3. Enter PIN and account
4. Take cash, card and receipt
5. Drive away
HERS:
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Back up and pull forward to get ...

An old farmer is outside for a walk around his land when he
sees a sign on his neighbor's lawn "Horse for Sale". Curious,
he decides to have a look-see. As he approaches his
neighbor's stable, ...

Panting and sweating, two men on a tandem
bicycle finally made it to the top of a
steep hill.
"That was a tough climb," said the front rider.
"Sure was," replied the second. "And ...

A seven year-old turns up in his classroom one morning to be confronted by his teacher:
Teacher: Morning Tommy, and why weren't you at school yesterday?
Tommy: Well Miss, my Grandad got burnt. ...

Once upon a time there was a frog who lived in a lake all by himself. He had been given special powers by a local witch. One day he finally ventured out of the lake to get his first glimpse of the world ...

A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!" He continues walking along the long fence, but, ...